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the evolution of man and woman |
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"Nu e treaba mea" |
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de la lume adunate |
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Dictionar al adevaratei comunicari stiintifice |
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Cugetari de spirit |
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The evolution of man and women from a new point of view. |
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O perspectiva a ceea ce vor femeile de la un barbat. La asa o parere trebuie sa gasiti un contraatac. |
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Un soldat adevarat. Vorba celor de la EURONEWS, No Comment. |
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Daca nu-l cunoasteti inca, ar fi cazul. Cel mai bun prieten al lui Zuperman. |
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"Nu e treaba mea" - Dar a cui? |
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Statul Arizona:
- You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
- No more than six girls may live in any house.
- An ordinance prohibits the wearing of suspenders.
- Hunting camels is prohibited.
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Statul Idaho:
- If a police officer approaches a vehicle and suspects that the occupants are engaging in sex, he must either honk, or flash his lights and wait for three minutes before approaching the car.
- Residents may not fish from a giraffe's back.
- You may not step out of a plane in flight.
- Shoelaces must be tied while walking down the street.
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Statul California:
- Animals are banned from mating publicly within 1,500 feet of a tavern, school, or place of worship.
- It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle, unless the target is a whale.
- No vehicle without a driver may exceed 60 miles per hour.
- You are not permitted to wear cowboy boots unless you already own at least two cows.
- It is illegal in for a man to beat his wife with a strap wider than 2 inches without her consent.
- The owners of houses with Christmas lights on them past February second may be fined up to $250.
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Statul Alabama:
- It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
- Dominoes may not be played on Sunday.
- It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
- Putting salt on a railraod track may be punishable by death.
- Boogers may not be flicked into the wind.
- Bear wrestling matches are prohibited.
- It is legal to drive the wrong way down a one-way street if you have a lantern attached to the front of your automobile.
- You must have windshield wipers on your car.
- You may not have an ice cream cone in your back pocket at any time.
- Masks may not be worn in public
- Men may not spit in front of the opposite sex.
- You may not drive barefooted.
- It is illegal to maim oneself to escape duty.
- It is illegal to impersonate a person of the clergy.
- Women are able to retain all property they owned prior to marriage in the case of divorce. However, this provision does not apply to men.
- Incestous marriages are legal.
- It is illegal for a husband to beat his wife with a stick larger in diameter than his thumb.
- It is considered an offense to open an umbrella on a street, for fear of it spooking horses
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Statul Arkansas:
- The Arkansas River can rise no higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.
- Arkansas must be pronounced "Arkansaw"
- A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.
- A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.
- Oral sex is considered to be sodomy.
- Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.
- A voter is only allowed five minutes to mark his ballot.
- Dogs may not bark after 6 PM.
- It is illegal to kill "any living creature".
- Flirtation between men and women on the streets of Little Rock may result in a 30-day jail term.
- No person shall sound the horn on a vechicle at any place where cold drinks or sandwiches are served after 9:00 P.M.
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Australia:
- A life sentence is 25 years.
- Children may not purchase cigarettes, but they may smoke them.
- You may never leave your car keys in an unattended vehicle.
- It is illegal to roam the streets wearing black clothes, felt shoes and black shoe polish on your face as these items are the tools of a cat burgular.
- It is illegal to walk on the right hand side of a footpath.
- Under Australian Communications Authority (ACA) regulations, a modem can't pick up on the first ring. If it does the, ACA permit for your modem is invalid and there's a $12,000 fine.
- Taxi cabs are required to carry a bale of hay in the trunk.
- Bars are required to stable, water and feed the horses of their patrons.
- The legal age for straight sex is 16, unless the person is is in the care/custody of the older person, in which case it is 18.
- Only licensed electricians may change a light bulb. The fine for not abiding by this law is 10 pounds.
- It is illegal to wear hot pink pants after midday Sunday.
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Danemarca:
- Before starting your car you are required to check lights, brakes, steering and honk your horn. You also need to make a visual check to make sure there are no children underneath the car.
- If your vehicle stalls and you leave it on the side of the road, you must mark the vehicle with a red, reflecting triangle. This equipment is only mandatory when the car stalls, not at any other times, however.
- If a horse drawn carriage is trying to pass a car and the horse becomes uneasy, the owner of the car is required to pull over and if necessary, cover the car.
- Attempt to escape from prison is not illegal, however, if one he is caught he is required to serve out the remainder of his term.
- No one may start a car while someone is underneath the vehicle.
- Encrypting data files, owning, distributing etc. of encryption programs and creating such programs for any electronic medias is now against the law in Denmark due to fear for terrorists, left and right wing extremist, fundamentalists and distributors of illegal pornography.
- Headlights must be on whenever a vehicle is being operated in order to distinguish it from parked cars.
- When driving, you must have someone in front of your car with a flag to warn horse drawn carriages that a motorcar is coming.
- Any carport added to a building increases the value of the building by 15.5 times the cost of building the addition
- There is a penalty of 20kr for not reporting when a person has died.
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De la lume adunate:
- The first product to have a bar code was Wrigleys gum!
- Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people!
- Bats always turn left when exiting a cave.
- There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!
- The U.S. Government will not allow portraits of living persons to appear on stamps.
- Did you know that you are more likely to be killed by a champagne cork than a by a poisonous spider?
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Dictionar al adevaratei comunicari stiintifice - formulari obisnuite din literatura si ce înteles au ele cu adevarat::
- Se cunoaste demult ca = Nu m-am deranjat sa consult bibliografia
- Se crede ca = Cred ca
- În general se crede ca = Si alti 2-3 indivizi cred ca
- Avem motive sa afirmam ca = Daca credeti asta o sa credeti orice
- De mare importanta teoretica = Mie mi se pare destul de interesant
- De mare importanta practica = Îmi iese ceva din asta
- Am expus rezultatele tipice = Am expus cele mai bune rezultate
- 3 probe au fost alese pentru continuarea studiului = Celelalte nu aveau nici un sens, asa ca le-am ignorat
- Proba de la 4 ore nu a fost studiata = Am scapat-o pe jos
- Determinarea la 4 ore nu este semnificativa = Am scapat-o pe jos dar am adunat mare parte din ea
- Semnificatia acestor rezultate este neclara = Vedeti ce artefact clar?
- Nu a fost posibil sa oferim raspunsuri definitive = Experimentul a fost negativ, dar macar pot publica datele
- Corect între anumite limite = Gresit
- Sunt necesare studii în continuare = Lucrarea nu este prea grozava, dar asa sunt toate în domeniul asta mizerabil
- Aceste cercetari au adus multiple satisfactii - Bursa mea este reînnoita
- Îi multumesc lui X pentru ajutorul la experiment si lui Y pentru discutiile utile asupra interpretarii datelor = X a facut experimentul iar Y mi l-a explicat.
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Cugetari de spirit:
- Cum definiti un studiu "dublu orb"? Doi ortopezi studiind un ECG...
- Cele patru reguli de aur ale dermatologiei:
- Daca este umed, usuca-l.
- Daca este uscat, umezeste-l.
- Daca ai dubii, unge-l cu cortizon.
- Dar orice ai face, pentru numele lui Dumnezeu, nu-l atinge!!!
- Domnule Jones, am o veste buna si una rea. Vestea buna este ca îi vom face inimii dvs.un transplant de corp...
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